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in a world of cupcakes, and cholos... three amazing creatures were created... they were called michelle, nurveta, and selina. traveling behind a train, attempting for an enternity of adventure of a lifetime, their goal was to reach new york. but one night, they forgot to switch the back of the train, and ended up in mexico. terrified, they ran the minute they opened their eyes (also taking beans and rice to sell on the black market). they ended back at this hick of a town called twin falls. where you turn around the corner and you've already reached the end of the town. all three plan on leaving twin falls immediately. but to leave an everlasting impression? why, simply by taking what is called a digital camera. recording their everyday life, their cholo nights, the way they sing, dance, and rape. all of that, uploaded on youtube. because we are dead broke, and we don't have money to travel. its the closest thing to touching the hearts of everyone around the world (literally). how could you ever forget these luminescent creatures that bound to walk all around the earth, spreading not only joy, but aids. michelle- michelle was born in romania. mistaken for baby jesus, she was smuggled and taken to the americas, where she was taken from her beautiful cardboard box that took her family years to steal. ending up in twin falls, she was devasted. out of nowhere, a camera fell from the sky; landing on her head and giving her a concusion. after recovery, she decided to try the camera, and realized it was meant to be attached to her hand. not only can she take amazing photos, she can play the violin, sleep in odd places, and scare children. a photographer in the day, and a prostitute at night, michelle will be having all those bitches in hollywood screaming to have her to have one night stand with. nurveta- traumatized in her mothers womb, a cat crawled into her mother while impregnated. the cat tried snuggling with her while she tried sleeping. terrified, nurveta struggled to comprehend what the cat wanted, but she was just baby. she didn't know the cat wanted intercourse. she began to fear animals for the rest of her life. forced to come to twin falls to boost her prostitution career, she learned that wearing less clothes, was better. like they say "less is better." sliding down the poles, and collecting dollar bills inspired nurveta that she can make something of herself. not only can she drive like a blind person, she models for michelle. not only does she have a julio, its detachable. confused about what her real hair color looks like, her hair changes different colors, because it attracts the pedophiles. starring in mostly all the videos, you will never forget nurvetas ability to be herself on the camera. not only will you see her face in billboards, you will see her face on wanted lists, and registered as a sex offender. selina- born in california, she was hungry for french fries. but she was just three years old, and didn't know where the nearest mcdonalds was. so she followed her nose. the nose led to the potato state, but she ended up trapped in the same place michelle and nurveta was. a cupcake lover, and coffee addict; she always carries her camera with her. but to take pictures? not all the time, but to capture moments that will make you shit your pants. the videos are real, the people are real, the aids are real. selina is the person behind the camera, but spiritually, she is standing right in front of it. she has also concluded that if the world was to ever be attacked by a giant monster, robot, or a deadly cancer. she will capture all of it like the blair witch project, or cloverfield (which was a horrible movie by the way).